Dear God,

I know you have everything planned out, but I was sorta wondering if we could speed things up down here? See, some of us are getting pretty antsy waiting for Spring. We sure do appreciate the short glimpses-you know, the 65 degree days, sun shinning brilliantly in the sky-but we'd really like to have the "real deal". No rush, but it would be a lovely birthday present.

Sincerely yours,