Today left me a little speechless...

So today was interesting...waaaaay interesting.  At one point I was standing in my classroom, with feathers on the floor, in pajamas, with blue rubber gloves on, holding pee stained pillowcases in one hand and a Kroger bag in the other wondering what I could tell my principal/superintendent if they just so happened to walk in at that moment.  And yyyyeeeessss, there were students in the room...this was not some crazo-banano dream!  And nnnnooooo I don't teach kidnergarten.  And nnnnooooo we do not have a class pet.  This my friends, was just another day in the life of an elementary school teacher.